the
vodka
Zero Bullshit. Maximum Authenticity.
Clean, Bold, and Unapologetically Smooth
Crafted with zero bullshit and maximum authenticity, our vodka delivers the clean, crisp taste that cuts through the noise. We are the vodka that says "Fuck You" to fake – exceptionally smooth, endlessly versatile, and ready for whatever life throws at you.
The Process: Crafted
for Zero Compromise
There are no shortcuts. Our vodka is distilled to strip away impurities for an ultra-clean, refreshing finish. It's gently filtered to polish it to perfection without losing its character. The result? A vodka that's exceptionally drinkable, with a rich yet refined taste. From distillery to bottle, every step is about delivering the smoothest vodka you'll ever taste.
We Don’t Ask Permission
Drinkability: Relentless Appeal, Refined Finish.
Distinguished from the rest, we are ridiculously smooth - clean and crisp, with a bold texture, and just a whisper of natural sweetness. No burn, no bite. Just pure drinkability that goes down easy whether neat, on the rocks, or mixed. It's the vodka that's relentlessly drinkable, yet refined enough for your special moments.
Recipes & Sample Drinks
The Unapologetic
Sharp. Clean. Straight to the point.
1 oz. Fuck You Vodka
2 oz. Ginger Beer
Fresh Lime
Corporate Breakdown
For after the long meetings you didn't enjoy.
1 oz. Fuck You Vodka
2oz. Cold Brew with a touch of sweetness
No Permission
Bright, clean, and confident without asking approval.
1oz. Fuck YouVodka
Fresh lemon and simple syrup
The Middle Finger
Loud color. Smooth finish. Message received.
1oz Fuck You Vodka
Cranberry, lime, and a splash of soda
Burn the Script
Crisp and refreshing with a bite.
1oz. Fuck You Vodka
Grapefruit with a splash of soda
After the Meeting
Stirred. No garnish. No explanation.
1oz. Fuck You Vodka
Vermouth
Not for Everyone
Smooth going down. Still makes a statement.
1oz. Fuck You Vodka
Pineapple, and Lime
The Exit Interview
Familiar on purpose. Stronger than it looks.
1oz. Fuck You Vodka
Cola, and Lime
Say It Again
Let the vodka do the talking.
1oz. Fuck You Vodka
Tonic with a lemon peel